Today marks an historic day in history. It’s Paris Hilton’s birthday (27). Ok, we could care less. But, the interesting bit is what the contemptible socialite wants for her birthday - it almost made us do a double-take.

We understand green is the new black, but Paris didn't come off as the "Hollywood cares" kind of gal.

Ms. Hilton is buying herself a Yukon Hybrid. Hmm, ok.

+ YouTube: Paris (via AutoblogGreen)